Fuck Dr. Phil.

      He's not even a doctor. His jokes are also not funny, and his attempts to integrate himself into modern internet culture as anything other than the butt of a joke is pitiful. It's even more pitiful that in some circles, it has worked. I'm pretty sure he only owns two shirts. I mean, when have you seen him in anything other than a white or pale blue button down t-shirt? If you're going to pretend to be a doctor on live television in an attempt to cement yourself into pop culture history, at least be a little more fashion conscious. If you're going to have the audacity to insult a man on national television for getting "SEXY VEGAN" tattooed on his face, maybe check your own fashion sense and make sure you don't look an extra in The Office.